InstantForum.NET v4.1.2Cat Channelhttp://board.catchannel.com/Catmoderator@bowtieinc.comThu, 20 Nov 2008 01:50:36 GMT20http://board.catchannel.com/Topic36481-23-1.aspx<img align="absmiddle" src="http://board.catchannel.com/Skins/Cat Channel/Images/EmotIcons/Hehe.gif" border="0" title="Hehe"> <img align="absmiddle" src="http://board.catchannel.com/Skins/Cat Channel/Images/EmotIcons/Laugh.gif" border="0" title="Laugh"> really you shouldn't let the cats know that we knowTue, 22 Jul 2008 11:07:54 GMTMaria3http://board.catchannel.com/Topic36481-23-1.aspxActually, most of those are well known in this house, and we use them quite often (I even own a few T-shirts).Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:57:57 GMTMaruulhttp://board.catchannel.com/Topic36481-23-1.aspxOh wow, those were great! I've heard the one about the sled before, but all the others were new to me. *decides to go searching for more funny cat quotes* <img align="absmiddle" src="http://board.catchannel.com/Skins/Cat Channel/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink">Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:50:03 GMTMistress Muffinhttp://board.catchannel.com/Topic36481-23-1.aspxHahaha! Funny stuff! And some of them are so true <img align="absmiddle" src="http://board.catchannel.com/Skins/Cat Channel/Images/EmotIcons/Smile.gif" border="0" title="Smile">Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:17:52 GMTRisshttp://board.catchannel.com/Topic36481-23-1.aspx<img align="absmiddle" src="http://board.catchannel.com/Skins/Cat Channel/Images/EmotIcons/Laugh.gif" border="0" title="Laugh"><img align="absmiddle" src="http://board.catchannel.com/Skins/Cat Channel/Images/EmotIcons/Laugh.gif" border="0" title="Laugh"></P><P>Thank you so much!</P><P>I liked them... all of them <img align="absmiddle" src="http://board.catchannel.com/Skins/Cat Channel/Images/EmotIcons/Laugh.gif" border="0" title="Laugh">Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:45:55 GMTAlexahttp://board.catchannel.com/Topic36481-23-1.aspxHere are some cute cat quotes. (They've probably been posted before, but they may be new to the newer members)</P><H1 align=center><A name=top>Thoughts On Cats</A></H1><BLOCKQUOTE><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."<BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>- Dave Platt</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."<BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>- Lazarus Long, </P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat."<BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>- Franklin P. Jones</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."<BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>- Anonymous</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. <BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to <img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." <BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>- English proverb</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." <BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>- Ellen Perry Berkeley</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject <img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who <img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They <img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>are all owned by cats." - Anonymous</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: <img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. <BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." <BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>- Missy Dizick</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any <img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."</P><P><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=29 alt="cat button" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/50s-cats-button.gif" width=26 border=0>"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him<BR><img onload = "resizeThis(this)" height=1 alt="clear icon" src="http://www.nanceestar.com/clear.gif" width=35 border=0>sometimes."</P></BLOCKQUOTE>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:37:35 GMTKenogirl